Make it stop. Please
The Matchbox Siren Call of Love
Male Turkey are very much like most still-single over 50 human males, going through life with an avoidant attachment style as their coping mechanism from their disappointing childhood. The trauma of a divorce or three. Our screwed up generation. Avoiding danger, avoiding other mean male turkey that want to take them on. Maybe they drank too much from the wine barrel. Maybe they're just drunk on their own egos. Eagles are actually assholes. They are scavengers. I've actually seen the infamous Osprey get the fish stolen by the Eagle dance at Williams Lake north of Pagosa Springs. It was something else. While Benjamin Franklin didn't actually suggest the Turkey be our national bird, he did observe this in a letter to his daughter in 1784: "I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as an Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the truth, the Turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of A...
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